Indecent Digit: Baby Bottles

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Baby Bottles

When I read the headline, I giggled. By the time I got to the end of the story, I needed a shower...

"The toddler was taken to the hospital, where tests revealed he was legally intoxicated, with a blood-alcohol content of 0.094 percent, the sheriff's office said. In New York, a driver is considered drunk with an alcohol content of 0.08 percent or greater."

If you need to find a silver-lining in this story, then just remember that only one of the toddlers present was drunk, so technically there was a designated driver present.


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