The Otaku "Hooters"?

From Reuters:

"Welcome home, Master," says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.

Perhaps "Welcome home, MasterBATOR" would be a more appropriate greeting...

Yasunori Tomita, a 32-year-old salesman and first-time customer, said, "I don't have a girlfriend at the moment so getting pampered by maids will have to suffice for now."

...if by "for now" you mean, "forever"...