Traditional Marriage

It's noon and I know you may be eating lunch, so you might not want to read this just yet:

"Here you will find out the little known truth concerning President George W. Bush, Victor Ashe, the current American ambassador to Poland (formerly mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee and Exec. V.P.; C.F.O. of Fannie Mae), and their adulterous-bisexual relationship with a Las Vegas woman in 1984."

I'm now officially out of tinfoil.